There is a great post on the forums that any WoW player should check out for a good laugh.
Coffee with Sargeras – http://cwsargeras.blogspot.com/
Here’s a preview:
[theLichKing]: Hey
[theLichKing]: Anyone there?
[theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
***User “Kel’Thuz4d” has entered the chat.***
[theLichKing]: Hey man.
[Kel’Thuz4d]: my liege
[theLichKing]: Listen, there’s this thing I need you to do for me
[Kel’Thuz4d]: anything my liege
[Kel’Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
[Kel’Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
[theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I’m good on decimation for today. We’re going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
[Kel’Thuz4d]: ok?
[theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
[Kel’Thuz4d]: …
[Kel’Thuz4d]: y?
[theLichKing]: It’s really really cold in here.
[theLichKing]: I’m Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
[Kel’Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
[theLichKing]: Right
[theLichKing]: See that’s exactly what I’m talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
[theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
[theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
[Kel’Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
[Kel’Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
Read the rest at: http://cwsargeras.blogspot.com/